Vetinari Themed Inanity

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

do the last (4) jedi ever consult quinlan vos if they realize they don't know something lol? i think it'd be hilarious if they've struggled to piece together their remaining jedi knowledge for years with their varying levels of training and force ghost aid only to find out that there's been a temple-trained jedi master kicking around this entire time.

stealingpotatoes answered:

realistically they probably don’t find out he’s alive, but this idea’s too good to pass up

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pfffft star wars quinlan vos cal kestis luke skywalker ezra bridger lovely art
idkaguyorsomething
idkaguyorsomething

Who would make the best Doctor Who companion(s)?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Anakin Skywalker

Ahsoka Tano

R2-D2 and C-3PO

Luke Skywalker

Leia Organa

Han Solo and Chewbacca

Rey

Finn

Poe Dameron

Rose Tico

Yoda

Best companion does not necessarily mean they have to get along with the Doctor the most, challenging each other in interesting ways could also count.

Explain in the tags who you voted for, with which incarnation, and why!

doctor who star wars polls obi-wan kenobi the who insulted who here would be off the charts plus relatively strong moral compass excellent at both peaceful and aggressive negotiations well used to cleaning up other people's messes - be it qui gon's anakin's mandalorians luke's... not afraid to just... jump out *Cough* through a window of a massively tall highrise chasing assassins plus needs a break from skywalker shenanigans travels with the doc would practically be a relaxing holiday in comparison for almost any era of kenobi love to see him with eight lmao - uh for as vala mal doran would phrase it - the *interesting* genetic pool especially if obi-wan ended up with mcgregor's hair pre the infamous phantom menace haircut heh kenobi eight + fitz or kenobi eight + liz or kenobi compassion + eight or charley i just like the endless possibilities with eight lol
derinthescarletpescatarian
derinthescarletpescatarian

Vampires where blood groups matter. Drinking off an incompatible blood group makes you extremely ill. Vampires can also feed from each other, and sometimes will as a bonding or dominance thing, so they have an organically evolved blood-group-based social caste system.

wandringaesthetic

Wait wait wait does that mean if I become a vampire all the other vampires are going to feed on my O- vampire blood.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Yes

derinthescarletpescatarian

#you could say it's the omegaverse- (GUNSHOTS)

Hmm. Post cancelled.

derinthescarletpescatarian

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POST DOUBLE CANCELLED

l0rm

Wait so would O- be at the top or the bottom of the system?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Bottom. Everyone can eat them and they can eat no one but their own.

kactusnz

assigned bottom by derin

derinthescarletpescatarian

Post. Triple. Cancelled.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#how much to commision you to write this story

I do love money but first I have to drag this fucking spaceship to its destination

derinthescarletpescatarian

Upon reflection I have decided to take this question seriously.

If we ever get to ONE THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS on Patreon then I'll write the vampire blood heirarchy story.

derinthescarletpescatarian

It would probably start something like this:

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